Platinum Rampant Rabbit Vibrator by Ann Summers

Review by Bunny Enthusiast - Platinum Rampant - 24th August 2010

Femplay provided great service, prompt, discreet delivery and a thoughtful free gift too - what more could a woman want?!

The incredible Platinum Rampant Rabbit Vibrator by Ann Summers has successfully rekindled both my own lustful fire and my husbands too! It has been too long since we spent a whole weekend at home together but due to the well timed torrential rain and of course the awesome new rampant rabbit we needed no better excuse to spend the large majority of the weekend in bed. I’m enormously pleased to report that with thanks to the rabbit’s endless energy and incredibly stimulating clitoral tickler it proved thoroughly satisfying too!

In conclusion, I would highly recommend the rampant rabbit to anyone wanting to add a bit of a thrust and extra buzz to their sex life and I must propose that no self respecting woman should be without a pair of bunny ears in her life!

Many thanks once again
The bunny enthusiast J

Review by Saddy - 24th June 2010

I remember the warehouse, my second home, stocked with my brethren who were just waiting to roam.

I heard the cry of a most wondrous sound, one of us would soon be abound, to a location all sex toys desired, and all us hoped to one day aspire.

I nearly gave a shout of glee, as I saw it was my turn to leave.

Snapped from my post I was to be packaged, like I was the most delicate baggage.

"I hope you do bring your new owner pleasure." The worker said wrapping me with tape, just for good measure.

If I had a mouth I would have responded "I'll make sure to never leave my new owner despondent!"

And like a soldier drafted straight into war, I was sent on a plane to the one I would soon adore.

Arriving with great haste, I soon arrived at my destined place.

Even though I was cramped and hidden within the dark, I heard my new owner sing like a lark.

Her joy was not hidden, and that moment I knew I was smitten!

"You're arrived at last! That sure was fast!"

I heard her giggle, her hips giving a wiggle.

She was obviously pleased, though her curiosity not appeased!

The sounds of her running had me know she was stunning.

As I was tossed onto the bed, I knew if I had cheeks they would be red! For I knew that my mistress would skip straight to business.

As I felt the mattress dip beside me, I knew my mistress I knew my mistress would oblige me, in a spot of hardcore action.

I knew if I could have seen, her laptop screen just might read.

"Hot Gang-bang scene that will have the space between your thighs keen!"

With the sounds of clicking I knew soon I would soon be a kickin'!

The sounds of plastic tearing had my metaphorical heart blearing.

But the sound of deep woe shot straight through my heart like an arrow.

But the feeling did soon become trash, as I felt my mistress dash. Making a run for the kitchen her voice was slightly hitching as she cried to herself from beyond the walls "Where are my scissor, you bloody giant Narwhals!"

With a mighty crash and a bang! I heard the scissors clang!

A light skip in her step, she was soon filled with pep.

As she slid the cold metal, it was hardly a battle, as my packaging was turned to rubble, it was not any trouble.

But much to my dismay, my mistress desired some fore-play!

By-passing me completely, she did pick up so sweetly, my passenger for the short trip, the toy that was in the folds of my kinship.

A neon green vibrator that had joined me within the freighter.

A free gift he had been, and now he squirmed like a fiend, between my mistresses thighs, I nearly wanted to die!

But I reminded myself "Don't lose your temper! You know that we will always be better!"

So with a huff I did wait, my non-existent breath abate.

And now it was my turn! As my package was upturned.

I knew my sized surprised her, as she was a first timer, but the feelings did soon pass as she was far to excited to give them a second chance.

The bottle of lube she grabbed, was certainly a good nab!

As it was smothered on my attractive visage, it felt like an excellent, high-class massage!

I was quickly inserted between her thick thighs; the fit was tight, due to my larger size.

But with a quick grunt, my mistress was quite blunt.

"You're going in whether you like it or not!" At that moment I knew I was besotted!

With a bit more lubrication, I slid right into her station.

And I shall tell you now, my dear good old friends, I gave her four of the best orgasm she had ever had, and she declared me right then a damn near, god-send.

As you can see from the above shot story, I am so delirious from my nearly religious experience, that I wrote a rhyming story to declare my love of this product. But not only was the product a delight, the swiftness of the delivery was magnificent. I ordered with little beauty only yesterday, and now here today, I lay nearly exhausted on my bed. My pussy thoroughly in love with my new vibrator. I'm sure it will be for orgasm's to cum.